43 Days To Go... 33w5d

- Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping - Lacy thongs for cotton tents - Sex for gas - Zinfandel for warm milk - Birth control for laxatives - Going to the gym for getting up to pee - Your waist for a hot-air balloon - Kickboxing for kick counts - Your innie for an outie – a way-outie - Sleeping for groaning - Freedom for the most intense love you've ever known http://www.babycenter.com/my-pregnancy-today-app