43 Days To Go... 33w5d
- Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping
- Lacy thongs for cotton tents
- Sex for gas
- Zinfandel for warm milk
- Birth control for laxatives
- Going to the gym for getting up to pee
- Your waist for a hot-air balloon
- Kickboxing for kick counts
- Your innie for an outie β a way-outie
- Sleeping for groaning
- Freedom for the most intense love you've ever known
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